Yes this was how I got asked to prom :)
May 15, 2013: Teammates Patrick Kane, Ray Emery and Marian Hossa congratulate Patrick Sharp on his empty-netter
“Oh he pushed me. You want me to tell your fucking kindergarten teacher?”
Anonymous asked: I have a story to tell, so this Friday Sidney Crosby will be hit in the face by a puck in game 2 of the Senators and Penguins game. Crosby will hit the deck, where he will begin to bleed and count his teeth on the ice. The fans will cheer while chanting “Crosby sucks” as he heads for the locker room. The Senators will then take the game and Pittsburgh will choke. Bye bye for Penguins.
Hmmm, you’re aware, “anon”, that the game is in Pittsburgh, right? You’re aware that no matter what, the fans there will be cheering for their...